Even with 40% longer battery life, I managed to kill my new iPhone 4 on the train ride home tonight. A minute before reaching my destination it went dead just in time to overhear this gem:

You need to reevaluate your coochie because it ain’t gettin’ you paid. What the fuck are you looking at!? I’m on my phone!

Then, the train came to a rest at the platform. I walked home chuckling, happy about life.

Clarification: I overheard a woman, and she was not directing her comments at me. This casually dressed trending towards scantily clad African American woman just did not give a fuck.