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San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson educates Jim Rome on a thousand very important topics, not least of which is his all-orange cleats, which earned him a hefty fine from MLB.

“Why were you fined?”

“Having too much awesome on my feet?”

Go Giants.

KENNY FUCKING POWERS

It’s cool to recognize most of these places after living in Chicago for just a year.

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos gave the Baccalaureate address to Princeton University’s Class of 2010. Bezos graduated from Princeton in 1986 with a degree in computer science and electrical engineering. He was introduced by Princeton University President Shirley M. Tilghman.

Bezos spoke to the Class of 2010 about the difference between choices and gifts. Cleverness, Bezos pointed out, is a gift, while being kind to others is a choice. One’s character, he suggested, is reflected not in the gifts one is endowed with at birth but rather by the choices one makes over the course of a lifetime.

My roommates will be gone for the next week. I will be alone 🙂

@OhDoctah vs @OldSpice (cc: @Dove)

I’ve been tying my shoes wrong my whole life.

Thanks to Put This On my dress shoes stay tied (tighter) all day long. I thought it was just my new laces.

I’m still not sure if tying a knot differently has me ready to go spend $250+ on some shoes though.

Koopa Boss Mode by Lazer Sword

Christoph Waltz did a parody of the Trololo