Tracy: Jack, you don’t get it. I don’t want to spend so much, I have to! I’m afraid Angie will divorce me if ever have enough money for her to live off of half. So before she can get it, I have to spend money on useless things, like gold shoes, and Grizz and Dot Com.
Jack: She’s not going to get half, Tracy. What does your pre-nup say?
Tracy: I don’t have a pre-nup. When Angie and I got married, my only assets were a toaster oven and two tickets to a Young MC concert.

(I understand this burden of having to spend money, but I’m glad I don’t have the money to buy awesome domains like boyco.tt for over $600/yr)